Everybody's Knickers in a Twist

Oh boy, what a day I had.  I somehow managed to get my nifty mesh shorts all tangled this morning.  There I was, with my Private Parts(!) all snaggled and twisted and wound up in the mesh.  My foster mom didn't know how I could possibly have done that since I wear my dreaded E-collar every second that she's not supervising me, but clearly she's forgotten that I am a Ninja and I can do anything!  It was pretty embarrassing, though, having the FM groping around down there.  I didn't think about that part when I was twirling myself into a knot.   Luckily, she got me all organized again, and she put some new padding over my incision so that there was an extra barrier between it and my teeth.  So, back to gnawing on bones and not my clothing or flesh.  How boring.  Oh well.

So later in the day, while I stayed inside where it's nice and warm and played with my foster dad, the mom went outside and dutifully shoveled some additional paths for me and trimmed away all the spiky parts of the bush I like to poop behind (a guy has to have his privacy, you know).  Now honestly - did she REALLY think that I needed paths?  Once again, she forgets that I am a Ninja Warrior.  I guess it worked out OK though since she walks down the paths and I zoom around in the deeper snow. 

Tonight we got to watch the playoffs, and that was lots of fun.  The FM doesn't usually care who wins, but tonight was a good game (well, the second half was anyway) and she was hoping that the Jets would win because she thinks Roethlisberger is a BIG jerk.  It was pretty funny, watching her get all worked up.  I stayed cool as a cucumber and gnawed on several different bones while we sat on the couch together and watched.  I'm figuring that this time next year,  I might be out there on a playoff team - I could practice a lot between now and then.  I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl parties.....all that food and beer sounds perfect to me!

It's really, really cold out there tonight and it will be even colder (and windier) tomorrow.  I sure am glad that I don't live in a garage anymore!