Sunday, February 27, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Calvin Klein, Elvis, Magee, Sticks and Acorns
Previously my FM AK suggested capes for my super poop. What a remarkably good
idea! 3 meetings later Calvin Klein has decided to make them out of shiny black satin, with a hint of cinnamon stripes and large florescent orange letters TANKS POOP. I am so proud. A separate note to Winnie: sorry- only 1 super poop producer per blog spot.
I met magee on line today. My poor distant relative. So young and so much trouble.
I hope the wonderful people at ABA Rescue can help him as much as they helped me. It's amazing how awesome some people are and how horrible others can be.
Back to me. I've been with my new parents for 2weeks 3 days. I've gained a lot of weight, grown noticably wider and taller, and very playful mixed in with a small portion of stubborness. My cowlick has grown very nicely. It sits on the middle of my head, which has gotten huge, sticks up high and makes me look just like Elvis. Does anyone know where Priscilla is? Does she still own Graceland? I would take AC & DC there to live with me. Me and AC could fling super poop over the fence at tourists!! HAHA.
I love to fool around when AC or DC takes me outside. There isn't any bunny poop here[probably extinct because of the glaciers]. But I have the greatest time eating acorns, acorn shells, and picking up every stick I can find, and there are millions of them.
So much to say, so little time.
Next time- trucks, potatoes, bread and other craziness.
Tank out
idea! 3 meetings later Calvin Klein has decided to make them out of shiny black satin, with a hint of cinnamon stripes and large florescent orange letters TANKS POOP. I am so proud. A separate note to Winnie: sorry- only 1 super poop producer per blog spot.
I met magee on line today. My poor distant relative. So young and so much trouble.
I hope the wonderful people at ABA Rescue can help him as much as they helped me. It's amazing how awesome some people are and how horrible others can be.
Back to me. I've been with my new parents for 2weeks 3 days. I've gained a lot of weight, grown noticably wider and taller, and very playful mixed in with a small portion of stubborness. My cowlick has grown very nicely. It sits on the middle of my head, which has gotten huge, sticks up high and makes me look just like Elvis. Does anyone know where Priscilla is? Does she still own Graceland? I would take AC & DC there to live with me. Me and AC could fling super poop over the fence at tourists!! HAHA.
I love to fool around when AC or DC takes me outside. There isn't any bunny poop here[probably extinct because of the glaciers]. But I have the greatest time eating acorns, acorn shells, and picking up every stick I can find, and there are millions of them.
So much to say, so little time.
Next time- trucks, potatoes, bread and other craziness.
Tank out
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Flying poop
AC goes outside with me from time to time and decides to remove poop from the area, even though it is frozen. He has a special shovel that looks like it was made by the Louisville Slugger people. AC scoops up a pile along with some snow or ice and takes aim at the neighbor he dislikes. My poop flies through the air soaring in a
straight even arc in the proper direction. It's never made it onto the neighbors property but some is stuck to their fence. Watching it fly is amazing. Maybe I have super poop.
My poop might even be a SUPERHERO. I can see it now. My poop in comics, movies, even in 3D at Sony IMAX theaters. I'm waiting now for a call from George Lucas and Steven Spielberg now. More to follow. Tank out
straight even arc in the proper direction. It's never made it onto the neighbors property but some is stuck to their fence. Watching it fly is amazing. Maybe I have super poop.
My poop might even be a SUPERHERO. I can see it now. My poop in comics, movies, even in 3D at Sony IMAX theaters. I'm waiting now for a call from George Lucas and Steven Spielberg now. More to follow. Tank out
Friday, February 11, 2011
Same bullie-new name-Tank
To all my loyal followers I apologize for the delay, but it's been a crazy week.
I have a new name, Tank, and I like it! My new home in Toms River is warm
and comfortable. Lots of good food, tv, toys, treats, and plenty of room to romp and
play. My new people, AC&DC are lots of fun. I have two new cats, also, Puffy and
and Chewy. I love to scare them with a bark or two. They hide mostly or throw up out of fear.
The neighborhood is very nice and generally quiet. There are 4 other dogs nearby. 2 are quiet. The other live behind me and love to bark a lot after dinner. I waited for the appropriate moment, went outside, took a deep breath and gave them my best bark yet. They both shut up and haven't been heard from since. There is a new sheriff in town and his name is "TANK".
I like my new pad, especially my own leather couch with 2 big fluffy blankets. Big fenced backyard, patio, pool, bbq. I am going to order a TIKI bar for the spring so I can properly entertain some hot brindle babes at the pool. Probably could use a gazebo and outdoor kitchen as well. I really wanted to move to South Beach in Miami or Rio in Brazil and forget about all this cold and snow. But my new place will due fine.
I miss my 2 former FM's. They took really good care of me and trained me well.
I am completely house trained and very respectful towards AC&DC.
Now that all my medical issues have been fixed I am putting on lots of weight and growing taller and heavy chested. AC said I am getting NFL steroid neck-whatever that is. I need a walk and a nap so that's all for. More good stuff soon. Tank out
I have a new name, Tank, and I like it! My new home in Toms River is warm
and comfortable. Lots of good food, tv, toys, treats, and plenty of room to romp and
play. My new people, AC&DC are lots of fun. I have two new cats, also, Puffy and
and Chewy. I love to scare them with a bark or two. They hide mostly or throw up out of fear.
The neighborhood is very nice and generally quiet. There are 4 other dogs nearby. 2 are quiet. The other live behind me and love to bark a lot after dinner. I waited for the appropriate moment, went outside, took a deep breath and gave them my best bark yet. They both shut up and haven't been heard from since. There is a new sheriff in town and his name is "TANK".
I like my new pad, especially my own leather couch with 2 big fluffy blankets. Big fenced backyard, patio, pool, bbq. I am going to order a TIKI bar for the spring so I can properly entertain some hot brindle babes at the pool. Probably could use a gazebo and outdoor kitchen as well. I really wanted to move to South Beach in Miami or Rio in Brazil and forget about all this cold and snow. But my new place will due fine.
I miss my 2 former FM's. They took really good care of me and trained me well.
I am completely house trained and very respectful towards AC&DC.
Now that all my medical issues have been fixed I am putting on lots of weight and growing taller and heavy chested. AC said I am getting NFL steroid neck-whatever that is. I need a walk and a nap so that's all for. More good stuff soon. Tank out
Friday, February 4, 2011
I'M HOME!!!!!! AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!
It's me, it's me, it's me. I can hardly control myself! I am SO happy! I'm home, with MY PARENTS! In my own house - no more foster family for me, I have real parents now and we already love one another. I'd been to visit them once before with my other foster mom, SK, and I thought they were way cool then and really hoped that I'd get to visit them again!
I knew something was up when the FM got me up extra early this morning and instead of going back in for a little nap after my walk, we went upstairs and into the dog shower! I was such a good boy, and she kept telling me that I had to be all clean and sparkly because I had an adventure in my future for today. Then I went into my crate to rest and dry off, had a quick breakfast, and another little nap so I'd be all refreshed. I was a little worried when we got in the car and ALL my stuff was in there - uh oh - was I moving again?
Well, yeah, sort of! I was moving all right - I was going home.
I got right out of the car when I saw my family, and marched right into the house like I'd been born there. Stairs in and out? No problem for a big kid like me. I saw the kitties and met the catcus (ouch!) and noticed that I have a really cool sliding door that looks out over the patio with the - oh boy! - squirrels. I was too busy today to really bother with them, but I imagine that when I have nothing else to do, I can always chase them around.
My new parents Alan and Daisy had the house all ready for me, and they brought in all my stuff so that I'd be comfortable and have lots of familiar things. When last seen by the FM, I was snuggled up on my own couch with my own real mommy.
I think I'm the luckiest kid in the whole world! And my new parents have promised to update my blog just as soon as we all figure out how to do it!
Thanks EVERYBODY for making my dreams come true!
Love, Tiny Tim (AKA Tank)
I knew something was up when the FM got me up extra early this morning and instead of going back in for a little nap after my walk, we went upstairs and into the dog shower! I was such a good boy, and she kept telling me that I had to be all clean and sparkly because I had an adventure in my future for today. Then I went into my crate to rest and dry off, had a quick breakfast, and another little nap so I'd be all refreshed. I was a little worried when we got in the car and ALL my stuff was in there - uh oh - was I moving again?
Well, yeah, sort of! I was moving all right - I was going home.
I got right out of the car when I saw my family, and marched right into the house like I'd been born there. Stairs in and out? No problem for a big kid like me. I saw the kitties and met the catcus (ouch!) and noticed that I have a really cool sliding door that looks out over the patio with the - oh boy! - squirrels. I was too busy today to really bother with them, but I imagine that when I have nothing else to do, I can always chase them around.
My new parents Alan and Daisy had the house all ready for me, and they brought in all my stuff so that I'd be comfortable and have lots of familiar things. When last seen by the FM, I was snuggled up on my own couch with my own real mommy.
I think I'm the luckiest kid in the whole world! And my new parents have promised to update my blog just as soon as we all figure out how to do it!
Thanks EVERYBODY for making my dreams come true!
Love, Tiny Tim (AKA Tank)
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Landscaper in Training
In case I need a summer job, I thought I'd better get some practice in. Besides, boxwood tastes better when it's frozen!
And just in case anybody thought I'd forgotten about bunny poop - NOT. If you look closely, you can see that I had to dig for it today. That darned ice.......
I think I have my list all done - just need to pack right before I leave. Sutures come out tomorrow morning, and I'll see my personal physician, Dr. Leal, for a last re-check. And then?
H O M E to start my new life with my parents Alan and Daisy!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Oh, gee, what a surprise
More snow. More ice. I give up. The FM put on her yak trax this afternoon - I've asked her to get me a pair. Well, three. It's hard staying upright when my feet are going every which way. I can't wait until spring. I forgot to ask - maybe my new parents live in Florida?!?!? Or Brazil. Or maybe Bermuda. I can hope.
I spent as much time as I could outside today because I think tomorrow we'll be indoors almost 100% of the time. I love cruising around the yard, but it was icier and icier every time we went out, and now ice is falling from the sky again. The FM promised that she'd give me some new toys and bones to play with tomorrow so I don't get bored staying inside. I reminded her that I'll have to go outside at least a few times since I am (proudly) house-trained like a big boy! I think one of our activities tomorrow will be to start packing my suitcase. I'll need a big one because I have lots of stuff that I want to bring to my new home. I can't wait - I'm SO excited to see my parents again - it will be just a few days now, and I want to make a list so I'm sure that I don't forget anything.
I spent as much time as I could outside today because I think tomorrow we'll be indoors almost 100% of the time. I love cruising around the yard, but it was icier and icier every time we went out, and now ice is falling from the sky again. The FM promised that she'd give me some new toys and bones to play with tomorrow so I don't get bored staying inside. I reminded her that I'll have to go outside at least a few times since I am (proudly) house-trained like a big boy! I think one of our activities tomorrow will be to start packing my suitcase. I'll need a big one because I have lots of stuff that I want to bring to my new home. I can't wait - I'm SO excited to see my parents again - it will be just a few days now, and I want to make a list so I'm sure that I don't forget anything.
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