Monday, February 21, 2011

Calvin Klein, Elvis, Magee, Sticks and Acorns

Previously my FM AK suggested capes for my super poop. What a remarkably good
idea! 3 meetings later Calvin Klein has decided to make them out of shiny black satin,  with a hint of cinnamon stripes and large florescent orange letters TANKS POOP. I am so proud. A separate note to Winnie: sorry- only 1 super poop producer    per blog spot.  
I met magee on line today. My poor distant relative. So young and so much trouble.
I hope the wonderful people at ABA Rescue can help him as much as they helped me. It's amazing how awesome some people are and how horrible others can be.
Back to me. I've been with my new parents for 2weeks 3 days. I've gained a lot of weight, grown noticably wider and taller, and very playful mixed in with a small portion of stubborness. My cowlick has grown very nicely. It sits on the middle of my head, which has gotten huge, sticks up high and makes me look just like Elvis. Does anyone know where Priscilla is? Does she still own Graceland? I would take AC & DC there to live with me. Me and AC could fling super poop over the fence at tourists!! HAHA.
I love to fool around when AC or DC takes me outside. There isn't any bunny poop here[probably extinct because of the glaciers]. But I have the greatest time eating acorns, acorn shells, and picking up every stick I can find, and there are millions of them.
So much to say, so little time.
Next time- trucks, potatoes, bread and other craziness.
 Tank out

5 comments:

  1. We miss you Tank! Can you believe it snowed AGAIN today? I bet you're as sick of it as everybody else is....but even so, that's no reason to move to Nashville. We need you to stick close by so we can see you from time to time. Be a good boy for your parents and if you need any mousse for your Mohawk, just let us know! Can't wait for a photo of you modeling your designer super poop cape.

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  2. NNOOOO Tank you can't move to Nashville. I promise i won't eat any of dose jumpin beans an you'll be the only super pooper but you habe to stay... besides my mom says that Elvis has left that building! i sure would like a picture of your mohawk though... you really are a hunk of burnin handsomeness.. Winnie

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  3. Tank, you can always be an Elvis impersonator where you live...no need to move to Nashville. I'm sure your super poop is much needed where you are.

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  4. to all
    pictures coming
    maybe over the weekend
    technical difficulties!

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  5. Tank you are amazing...you are a true testament to the breed - NEVER letting anything get in your way! You are a Hunk a Hunk a Burnin Love ;-) XOXO

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