Tank here,
As a young growing bullie, who eats a lot, I occasionally have gas. AC & DC make it seem like the world is going to end. Today I had a tiny little gas, they ran out of the room and came back wearing HAZMAT suits and scuba tanks. I was very humiliated. They don't always smell so great either.
Anyway, one day a week DC goes out on a hunting and gathering trip. Food, treats, toys, cleaning stuff. So since I'm glued to her when she's here, hunt and gather day is my time to bond with AC. Last Sunday me and AC spent the morning watching foreign dog movies. We cuddled up on the floor and started with Turner and Hooch. It is an action cop flick with a Mastiff from France. Very good movie, Hooch dies but has kids to carry on his craziness. Next we watched K9 with a Shepherd from Germany. Lots of action , Jerry Lee[shepherd] gets shot but lives and winds up with the hottest pink Poodle[French of course]. Last we watched Marley and me. No action, some comedy, a real tear jerker. Marley is a Retriever from Labrador. Where is Labrador? Poor Marley dies at the end and everyone cries, including me and AC . All 3 are great movies, well written, and have great 4 legged acting. But can't anyone make an American dog movie. I'm still waiting to hear from Lucas or Spielberg about my super hero movie. Maybe I need a new agent. Foghorn Leghorn just doesn't have the right contacts.
I've been following my pal Magee on his blog. The latest pictures of him are really good. Looks like his health is improving daily. He had this really great looking chicken squeak toy, so AC picked one up today. I had a great time flinging it around and making it squeak. So far it is still intact, but very badly bitten.
I wanted to post more pictures but MC the camera guy here is out. MC is the other son of AC&DC. Hey, AC+DC=MC, I'm a real Einstein. Anyway more pictures to follow. I'm getting very big from DC's great cooking. I'm here at my permanent home just 6 weeks but it seems longer because I'm so happy and comfy.
I got a big new house with a mattress with paw prints and a leopard blanket. I ordered a new flatscreen TV for it and Viking appliances. Should be here in a couple days . I outgrew my other house quickly. I won't ever outgrow this one.
Anyone who wants to visit my friend Magee can do so at www.MageeBMF.blogspot.com. He's a terrific guy and loves visitors and comments. See you all soon
Tank out
TankMan - you're SO busy! When do you have time to sleep??? We all adore reading about your escapades, and there sure are a lot of them! You have the very best parents anybody could ever have! Can't wait for the photos.
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It is certainly entertaining to read your blog, Tank! And it's great to see you growing up in pure bullmastiff fashion...hungry and gassy. Could you ask AC and DC if they could send me one of those HAZMAT suites. I could use one for Bocce. The techs at the vet laugh and laugh at him, because when he goes in for his allergy shots (every 5 days). He just sits in the waiting room while sounds and smells escape from him (this could be why I'm still single)!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see some new pics! From your friend in PA, Maria
To Maria from AC
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't possibly part with a Hazmat suit. It's essential for survival. I think they are hard to come by today because of disaster in Japan. You might find 1 at a walmart near you. Bocce sounds really cool and I can't wait to meet you both. You might try a clothespin on your nose. It's a quick fix. AC out
Hellllooo to the GUYS.... we are some very FRENCH girls... and we have been models and even a bit famoush (mom here they are trying to say famous) cus we were on some silly blog.. Bocce sounds so handsome also.. Bocce... we have LOTS of French friends... summer sure is sounding H O T...
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