The postman always rings twice

There I was having a very nice ordinary day. AC came home from trucking and we went outside. I did bathroom things and we fooled around. We went into the office and did paperwork and yelled at a few people on the phone.We Like doing that. AC went to the kitchen for lunch and DC and I went out to inspect the neighborhood. All was quiet. No one even to annoy me or bark at. Back in the house me and AC were gonna nap in front of the tv. I heard the mailman pull up and then the doorbell rang twice. DC and I went to the door. I always answer the door with her in case of a problem- my job. It was the mailman with a gigantic box. My heart jumped. It was addressed to me from one of my FMs[they both taught me to read]. I'm a little handicapped so DC helped me open it. And there it was, a treasure trove! So much stuff I don't know where to begin. Lets see- a lifesaver super grand retriever toy-a bottle buddy with a bottle all ready in it-a huge bag of sweet potato chewz from Levy's Deli on Delancey Street-a jar of Venison Liver bites, kosher for passover-a giant dinosaur bone soaked in Jack Daniels and bbq sauce- and finally- be still my heart- an exact duplicate of the Darth Vader chew toy that Magee had the other day. Totally unbelievable. Is it Christmas? My birthday? Easter? Hanukah? It is St. Patricks Day, but I'm Jewish not Irish. Oh no, it must be my Bar Mitzvah. I'm so embarrassed, I completely forgot. I still have all those foreign words to learn. And the old teacher has the most horrible breath. Maybe I'll cut class today and play with all my new stuff. Fms are  SSSSSSUPER HEROS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love to my FMs, Tank