AC goes outside with me from time to time and decides to remove poop from the area, even though it is frozen. He has a special shovel that looks like it was made by the Louisville Slugger people. AC scoops up a pile along with some snow or ice and takes aim at the neighbor he dislikes. My poop flies through the air soaring in a
straight even arc in the proper direction. It's never made it onto the neighbors property but some is stuck to their fence. Watching it fly is amazing. Maybe I have super poop.
My poop might even be a SUPERHERO. I can see it now. My poop in comics, movies, even in 3D at Sony IMAX theaters. I'm waiting now for a call from George Lucas and Steven Spielberg now. More to follow. Tank out
Tank - I think you have a far more interesting and exciting life with your new parents than you ever had here. If they're looking for investors, please have the movie producers call us - we'll be sure to chip in. Maybe if your mom is handy with a sewing machine, she could make little capes for your poop (just a thought!).
ReplyDeleteI bet your poop is super hero poop. But I think your dad may be a super hero to cus he seems to have a very good arm!! It sure sounds like you got a good family . You must be very proud of your parents!
ReplyDeletedeer mr tank
ReplyDeletei want super hero poop also... maybe if i eet sum of those jumpin beans my poop would jump around?? what do yu think?
love from you fan Winnie